Cult of Jar

The Cult of Jar is a religious group, founded by Sellbub Schmidtus created on the belief that the Jar is better than Dirt.

Creation
When Listener Jojicius began handing out Jars of Dirt as prizes at the Grand Competition, Sellbub Schmidtus immediately knew that through containing the Dirt you have power and so Schmidtus began to worship the Jar. On the outskirts of the Capitel, he preached about the Jar and began to gain followers, thus forming the Cult of Jar.

Early Skirmishes
Once the Cult was of a reasonable size, Schmidtus ordered the followers to create a place of worship. He built thick, high walls out of Dirt around a farm on the outside the Capitel and named it the '''Compound. '''Within the Compound, Schmidtus tried to make his own Jars but found that they were never the same quality as the ones made in the Grand Cathedral. In response to this, Schmidtus and his followers frequently raided wagons full of Jars of Dirt and took them back to the Compound. The houses of prize winners were also raided and their Jars of Dirt were taken along with their children who would be converted to the Cult of Jar.

Experimentation
Schmidtus felt the power that came from the Jars of Dirt made in the Grand Cathedral of Dirt and wanted this power inside of him. The only way to put the whole Jar inside of him was through his anus and so he began to insert it in there. Initially Schmidtus only felt pain until he shattered it with his sphincter muscles. The shards of the Jar would embed themselves on the wall of his rectum, the sensation making him stronger. Schmidtus no longer felt pain and was invigorated from the power that the Jar had given him. With this new found knowledge, the cultists were told to practise the same procedure with the Jars as a daily activity, filling them with the power of the Jar.

The Assualt on the Grand Cathedral of Dirt
There were not enough Jars to suit the growing Cult's needs, prompting Schmidtus to order his followers to attack the Grand Cathedral and attempt to take control of the production of Jars of Dirt. However, Listener Jojicius and his Few Good Men repelled the attack by chucking flaming Jars of Dirt upon them causing them to flee back to the Compound.

The Destruction of the Cult of Jar (See the Dirt Crusade)
The Cult of Jar was officially destroyed in the counter-attack by Jojicius and his Few Good Men. Schmidtus was made to walk around the Capitel naked with glass fragments inside of him until he finally bled out from the gashes. Schmidtus was ground up into Dirt and this was scattered in the ocean so remnants of the Cult of Jar couldn't make a shrine to him.