Jar of Dirt

A common relic of Dirt, invented and popularised by Listener Jojicius.

Creation
In order to win over the hearts and minds of the Vviventian's, Jojicius organised the Grand Competition which would reward people with their dedication to Dirt. Jojicius realised the best reward a Vviventian could receive was Dirt, however, people could get dirt from anywhere so he had to think of a new hip way to package it. Jojicius created a holy Jar by melting Dirt and then crystallising it in the '''Dirt Chambers. He then filled the Jar with Dirt and sealed it, thus creating the Jar of Dirt'''. Never before in Vviventia had this been done before, and Jojicius knew this was the start of something new.

Reception
There was a mixed reception to the introduction of the Jar of Dirt. Jojicius was pleased to see that everyone liked it, however, he found that some Vviventians liked it too much. An undying need for the Jar of Dirt manifested itself in these Vviventians, with one Vviventian, Sellbub Schmidtus creating the '''Cult of Jar. Jojicius saw that this cult challenged the ideals and beliefs of the Church of Dirt as they were now worshipping what the Dirt came in and not the Dirt itself and so began the Dirt Crusades. '''After Jojicius' victory, the Jar of Dirt became a more common prize to satisfy the needs of the deprived peasants.

Uses
There are many uses of the Jar of Dirt, from Art to Faith to '''Growth. '''Celebrities of Vviventia have been known to use Dirt to pleasure themselves although how exactly is unknown. For Art, the Jar of Dirt can have a little water added to it, so it can be painted on a canvas. For Faith, Dirt can be taken from the Jar and scattered on a mountain top to symbolise how in the end we all become one with the Dirt. For Growth, the Dirt of the first born child can be placed in this Jar as it becomes a treasured family heirloom.