The Church of Dirt

The Church of Dirt is the most important aspect of a Vviventian's life, founded 0 AD (After Dirt). Listener Jojicius is currently the head of the church, passed down from his father '''Listener Afroxius the Elder One. The Grand Dirt Cathedral, situated in the Capitel is the pinnacle of Dirt.'''

Faith
Each Vviventian must profess that there is only Dirt and the Listener is Dirt's messenger.

Art
This is a new pillar, created by Listener Jojicius as he loved Dirty Art. Dirty Art includes sculptures of Dirt, self portraits of Dirt, and great landscapes of Dirt. The Grand Dirt Cathedral is known throughout Vviventia to be decorated with the most wondrous Dirty Art. Jojicius made it so that once every 3 months, each family must send in one piece of Dirty Art as part of the Grand Competition, with the winners for the best receiving a Jar of Dirt.

Growth
From Dirt, everything grows. Through Growth, life can be brought from Dirt and to honour this, one must give back to the Dirt. Therefore, the first born child of every family must immediately be crushed and given back to the Dirt as fertilizer before they may start a family.

Holy Scriptures
The Seed is the Holy Book, brought to us from Dirt. In the beginning, there was only Dirt and from this came The Seed. The Seed teaches us of the ways of Dirt. The book is passed down from Listener to Listener and currently resides in Jojicius' Dirt Chambers. Each Listener must listen to Dirt on the Wind and write down its teachings in The Seed. Not much is known of the previous Listeners as Dirt has reclaimed some of their thoughts, however, the teachings of Listener Afroxius and Jojicius as well documented in Dirt. Jojicius is famous for his addition of Art to The Seed.